Amazing Funny Quotes By Famous People of The World

Funny Quotes You Must Enjoy

Everyone in this world wants to be happy. And to be happy, you need to be surrounded by positive, humorous, and joyful things. Humor is an inseparable part of our lives, and funny jokes and stories make the atmosphere lighter, helping people feel better when they read them. Laughter truly is the best medicine. It not only lightens the mood but also connects people through shared joy.

Some of the most famous personalities in the world have shared witty and humorous insights about life, relationships, and even success. These funny quotes, along with funny stories, are a gentle reminder not to take life too seriously and to always find reasons to smile.

From iconic comedians to renowned authors, famous people have gifted us timeless words of humor. Whether it’s Oscar Wilde’s clever wit, Groucho Marx’s legendary quips, or the everyday observations turned hilarious by Mark Twain, these quotes are bound to tickle your funny bone.

So, sit back and enjoy a dose of humor through these amazing quotes that celebrate the lighter side of life. Here are some handpicked funny quotes to brighten your day and remind you that humor is the secret ingredient to a happy life. Share them with your loved ones and spread the joy!

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Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny.

- Ben Stein

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

- John Krasinski

It's a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children.

- Alan Alda

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

- Jeff Garlin

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

- Terry Pratchett

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

- W. Somerset Maugham

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.

- E. B. White

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

- George Bernard Shaw

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

- Joey Adams

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

- Bill Vaughan

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

- Albert Einstein

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

- P. J. O'Rourke

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

- Walt Disney

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.

- William Lyon Phelps

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

- Bertrand Russell

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.

- Charles Kettering

Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.

- Thor Heyerdahl

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

- George Carlin

We are all born mad. Some remain so.

- Samuel Beckett

All men are equal before fish.

- Herbert Hoover

I have an unfortunate personality.

- Orson Welles

Funny Quotes That Make You Laugh As You Read Them

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

- Anonymous

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

- Winston Churchill

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

- Anonymous

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

- Anonymous

Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.

- Anonymous

A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

- Anonymous

If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

- Anonymous

I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone.

- Anonymous

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.

- Anonymous

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

- Melanie Griffith

How can you hurt someone with words? Hit them with a dictionary.

- Anonymous

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

- Albert Einstein

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

- Anonymous

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

- Anonymous

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

- Anonymous

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

- Anonymous

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

- Albert Einstein

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

- Anonymous

When nothing is going right, go left.

- Anonymous